DFTBA

What does DFTBA mean you ask? ... well ...

Don't forget that brains attract.
Darling fetch the battle axe.
Decepticons fear this brilliant Autobot.
Do fish takes baths a lot?
Dogs Frequently take back apologies.
Dreadful feudal treachery breeds atrocities.
Darkened forests take bravery away.
Doctor Freud's topic became afflicting.
Damn Facebook, too bloody addicting.
Down for the babies arrival.
Dead father's thoughts became archival.
Drunk fish try breathing air.
Debutantue's fame tarnished by affairs.
Delano fears to be afraid.

Damn fine to be alive.
Dorky farting turdface brother arrives.
Difficult financial times bring apocalypse.
Danes fear the burning acropolis.
Donate for the blood association.
Don't for the beaux's admiration.
Delilah's fruitcake triggers belly-ache.
Dead frogs teach bored anatomists.
Delightful fans that blithely assist.
Duel for the best acronym.
Dark force to barely apprehend.
Dastardly farmers took Bessie away.
Destined for the burger anyway.
Distro falling through bleak autumn.
Dandelions fly through blue air.

Don't forget to be awesome!
Don't forget to be awesome!
Don't forget to be awesome!
Don't forget to be awesome!
Don't forget to be awesome!
Don't forget to be awesome!

Don't forget to be awesome!

DFTBA Hank Green http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0VnI1dI7zw

I don't want to be a Hipster

Hipsters, known for their; good will inspired wardrobe's, cigarettes, over exposed photography, beards, horn rimmed glasses, plaid, ironic T-shirts, using books as accessories, the underground film scene, indie music tastes and a false scene of individuality.

In my opinion, one of the most pretentious subcultures of our time ... and I am afraid that I am one of them.

This thought has plagued my mind for a while now. and I would like to respectfully decline this title.

I will not deny I do have Hipster tendancies.

-My adoration of Folk music, trock and a bit of dubstep
-My horn rimmed glasses
-I enjoy shopping at value village on occasion
-I wear plaid ... somtimes
-I appreciate ironic T-shirts (though I do not own them!)
-I am a proud anglophile, though I am not alone! so it's alright...?
-My obsession with lesser known theatre groups
-And my seemingly uncontrollable hipster thoughts
-My friend just informed me that being in the Slytherin house is hipsterish ...
-I'm on tumblr ... and my blog name is an obscured Shakespeare refference (EnterTheBear)
-I like badges
-I play the ukulele
-My favourite painter is Van Gough
-T.V shows include; doctor who, sherlock, community, american horror story, misfits, miranda ... etc
-I umm ... I like suspenders ... a lot ... and bow ties
-My favourite shape is a triangle

This is starting to scare me .. okay! reasons i am NOT a hipster

-I dont have a beard
-I dont smoke
-I know all the lyrics to the songs on the hit raido stations!
-I like icecream (more than gelato)
-I am not a vegan! I am an omnivore
-I don't fancy myself an author
-I watch reality T.V sometimes (big brother)
-I can get UN-ironically excited about things
-I have a Facebook page!
-I have been known to shop at stores like Walmart
-I don't own any records
-I don't cut my own hair
-My hair is not dyed in any way
-I don't play random instruments on public
-I only have my ears pierced
-No tattoos
-I live in a proper house and not some apartment above a cafe
-I may have horn rim glasses BUT they are prescription ... so it evens out

and the most important thing that proves I am not a Hipster is this ... I am aware of my SLIGHT Hipsterish-ness ... Hipsters are not aware of themselves.

Now, to end this off with a quote from a Hipster "Ain't no fantasty, ain't so respawn button for this shit."

And here are some images ... enjoy

(truth)

To live without money ... Is to kill everyone

This lady ... Heidemarie Schwermer

...

She makes me feel bad about myself.

http://www.bizarrenews.org/content/view/162/1/

69 year's old and hasn't used money in 15 years, she says shes healthier and happier and she's just a damn peach! She wrote books, and she gave the profit to charity she's just PERFECT ... well! let's see just how perfect you really are!

-It says she had kids when she decided to start doing this and she had to "KICK THEM OUT" how rude is that, her own kids!! homeless just because she wanted to do a little experiment! obviously an ill fit mother

-She doesn't even have health insurance and she 'self heals' when she does fall ill ... how do we know she doesn't have some crazy diease!? No one would cause no doctor has looked at her! she could be carrying the damn plauge!

-Money helps the world go round and she's trying to stop the rotation of the earth! and if we stop spinning we die!

all in all ... she is trying to kill us all, she is a murder of man kind and I'll have none of her