A Collection of Helpful How to's

How to Make Friends
          -Buy a cat.

How to Find a Date for Prom
          -Look on Craigslist.
          -Pay.

How to Fly
          -Purchase a plane ticket.

How to Study for Exams
          -Sleep with text book under pillow.

How to be Famous (on the Internet)
          -Become a cat
          -Jump in and out of boxes

How to be Famous (in real life)
          -Convince the masses that you are interesting and/or talented
          *No Talent Needed*

How to Survive the First Day of Grade Nine
          -Skip it.

How to do Less Work Than Your Fellow Classmates, Yet Still Come Off as Creative
          -See above.

Blogging with Tinge (Assosiation)

Topic: Rabbit.

Carrot > Salt > Pepper > Red > Fire > Hot > Gingers >Tingers > Fake > ID > Booze > Liqureeee (said in a fancy fashion) > Brits > Brit David > Hobbits  > Hairy Feet > Nails >Nine Inch > Genitalia  > Gross > Greasy > Watermelon  > Otters > CUTEE > Grammar > Nazi > Poker Face >Me Gusta > Horrible Directors > Lie > God > Alex > Pettyfer > Pet Fur > Mr. T Chia Pet > Cha Cha Cha CHIA > Cha Cha Slide > Take it Back Now Y'all > Hillbilly's > Cousins > Tavistock > Inbred > Yeast infection > Unfortunate > Sourdough > Boy > Dumb > Elephant > Large people > Mr. McTubsworthy > Bathtub drownings > Challenge Accepted  > Casey Anthony > CATS > Annoying > Alex > O > OHHH YEEEAAAHHH > YEAH BOIE > Human Contact!! > Germs > Germans > Pointless > Nihilism > Hatred > RATTLED > Rattle snake? > Ruth May Dies At The End Of Poisionwood Bible ... SPOILERS >
Annoying David quirks > Did You Know?! > It's okay... we're just gunna... turn around... it's alright. It's alright... uhuh..! > CROCKS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! > Gardens > Eden > Fiction > My Dignity > Prostitution > Experienced > Drivers license > Need To Get That... > Dignity > Friends > Horrible Bosses > Cocaine > Italians > Slightly Prejudice > I made you a cake.. with socks > Zucchini, Carrot and Chocolate! > Bunnies > Rabbit.

FULL CIRCLE PLAYAAA :)

Traveling Lights.

An Open Window On a Winters Night
-Beth Harpaz

http://www.worldhum.com/features/travel-stories/an-open-window-on-a-winters-night-20090213/

I just read this travel writing piece and I would definitely recommend it. Maybe not for the beginning but definitely for the way the author describes the northern lights. The beautiful descriptions truly bring you to that place and make you feel rather whimsical.

I would love a trip here!