(it took all my strenght not to upchuck while trying to find this picture)
Horrifying! Terrifying! It sends shivers down my spine!
For some people they have a fear of public speaking, plains, sharks, the dark, even death; but I'm different. Public speaking gives me a high, plains are fun, I dont live near the ocean, the darkness keeps secrets and I'm always ready to greet death with open arms.
My biggest fear is one that most laugh at. Peopl call me weird, imature and even silly. My biggest fear on this planet is ... Salty Carrots.
They're poison!!
Don't ask me why, I haven't a damn clue! The closest I've come to an explination is the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The one scene when they are seated at the dinner table and are trying to kill eachother. Dear Mrs. Smith passes Mr. Smith a salt shacker to sprinkle on his dinner plate. It just so happens that on his plate had a collection of carrots on it. It also just so happens that the salt shacker was filled with poison.
I'm not scared of carrots, and I'm definitely not scared of salt ... I actually quite like salt; but those things together is an extremly deadly duo!
My mum thinks I'm crazy and often tries to sneak salty carrots into my everyday meals. You may think that's crazy ... I mean, how often to you really have salty carrots? But! I can assure you that you eat them quite often! Salty carrots isn't just table salt on carrots; It's salads wth carrots in them (salad dressing has salt in it), it's pot roasts cooked with mixed veggies, And it has to be a very brave day for me to eat a corrot muffin (all baking has a pinch of sat right?)
I'd like to think I'm a rather logical and rational person ... but this ... this! I just don't get this. It turns my stomache just thinking about it. ermm ... I don't feel good now
You have salt in your body. Every time you eat carrots, salty or not, they will come into contact with salts at one point or another throughout their digestion XD
ReplyDelete... of course many ionic compounds found in your body are reffered to as salts, so it's not a very suprising revelation.