A Collection of Helpful How to's

How to Make Friends
          -Buy a cat.

How to Find a Date for Prom
          -Look on Craigslist.
          -Pay.

How to Fly
          -Purchase a plane ticket.

How to Study for Exams
          -Sleep with text book under pillow.

How to be Famous (on the Internet)
          -Become a cat
          -Jump in and out of boxes

How to be Famous (in real life)
          -Convince the masses that you are interesting and/or talented
          *No Talent Needed*

How to Survive the First Day of Grade Nine
          -Skip it.

How to do Less Work Than Your Fellow Classmates, Yet Still Come Off as Creative
          -See above.